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August 13th, 2003
Has anyone ever smoked Homer cigarettes? Jon??? I just got a group emailing from a competitor of my mail order cig. company (freecigs4you) that was offering a carton of Homers for $8.99, which is about the going rate for a pack in New York. I’m almost curious to get these just to see how bad they are. I worked pretty late last night and shared a car service ride with Tina. It was the scariest one I’ve ever had. First, the windows in the back seat were tinted so black you could not see out of them. I tried to roll them down the second I got in because my instant claustrophobia, but THEY WOULDN’T GO DOWN. Thanks to Jami, I’m always thinking of the Bone Collector. But the guy let me roll down the windows without a fuss. The best part was this giant, realistic crucifix in the back seat, which stretched from the back seat to the roof of the car, like god as the backseat driver. I was even more alarmed by that than the windows and the whole ride home, kept worrying that it was going to dislodge and hit me on the head.
